Allllright, so, I know it's been a while since I've posted but hey, can't blame a girl for being busy, though I should make more time since this is one of my favorite things to do. Anyways, I know that most people around this time of year are looking for the "Love Me Come Hither" concoction but really those aren't my needs and this is my blog so I'll cater to the people out there who actual need a "Don't Love Me Back Off Or Meet My Fist" thing to work with. If you're out there, I understand you! If those people aren't the ones who are reading my blog then I don't understand you at all, sorry. So here's some things I'm gonna try and well have tried and don't seem to have done much. I cut all my hair off so that I now I have a pixie cut, people seemed to back off for a few weeks, which was awesome. I had the whole energy of freedom, like no one could touch me until a certain friend weighed my free-as-a-bird feeling down with her own hopes and dreams for my life. I was perfectly content with thinking no one would like me since I'm not really into the idea of romance or getting tied down, but of course no matter how many times I tried to explain that this is what I want my dear friend she would always say "You'll find someone, he'll be tall and handsome and sweep you off your feet". I just wish she could've seen that I already was off my feet, flying on my own. I guess that's just her perspective though, she thinks other people are suppose to come around and lift her up and help her fly, I'm the kind of person who thinks you have to learn how to fly on your own before you can ever be happy flying with anyone else.
Oh my gosh! So much freakin' dram has been happening! That's only a piece so I'll spare you the rest. So, boys hair cut, worked for a while. Jeans and t-shirts worked for a little while. Now, nothing physical is working and I've resorted to hiding and avoiding. I get followed places and hit on by jerks at least a few times a week. I believe, my friends, it's time to turn to the magickal side of things because well, this is just getting out of hand... and I feel bad turning down the sweet and polite nice guys that ask me out.
First on my list is flat bread. I'll look at a few different recipes and probably add cucumber to them somehow to specify the sex that's in need of deflating. I also had a look at Patricia Telesco's Cucumber Canape, under magickal associations is says "hindering lust, protection" both of which I'm in need of. Anytime a guy you turned down follows behind you someplace you're in need of some lust hindering action, haha. I'll put that recipe up here for you guys since I'm sure you can find a yeasty flat bread that you need to flatten on you own.
Cucumber Canape
1 C plain yogurt
1 C sour cream
1/2 pkg dry ranch dressing mix
1/2 tsp dried dill
1/2 med cucumber peeled, seeded, and finely chopped
Blend yogurt and sour cream in a med sized bowl till smooth. Mix ranch dressing mix and dill in. Chill for two hours. Spread on toast or other bread items.
Hindering Lust, Protection
Rising Flat bread: Deflating unwanted feelings
